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I stare at
my melted keyboard and blank monitor and the CPU humming nonstop, and I don't
dare unplug it. I'm not sure what would happen,
but it would be ugly. Somewhere early on there might've been a bail-out
point. The
best thing I could've done - and jeez, I never thought I'd hear myself
say this - was listen to Mom. She hates it when I flip on the computer
after midnight
and cruise the electronic highway until dawn.
"A growing boy needs his sleep," she
says.
"If I needed sleep, I'd be sleepy."
"If you slept at night, like a person's supposed to, you wouldn't
fall asleep in history class and maybe you'd make better grades."
"My grades are fine," I say, "in the subjects I like. History
is boring."
"Sometimes life is boring. I Like sorting coffee mugs eight hours
a day? We manage the boring parts so we can get on to the good
stuff. For that, you need your sleep."
I can see where this argument's going, so to break the loop I mumble
something about trying harder. A loop is a string of words that
ends up where it started. Like the old camp song Mom sings when
she's working
in the kitchen, "Sweet violets, sweeter than the roses. Covered all
over from head to toe, covered all over with sweet violets, sweeter
than the roses ..." It can drive you crazy. In computerese, a loop
is a string of commands that ends up where it started and locks up your
PC
so it can't do anything. Sounds like I'm rambling, I know. But
I'm going somewhere with this. Trust me. This particular night, nobody
interesting
was online, so I downloaded a new game, "Antigrav," and started
playing. It was cool enough, requiring gravitational calculations
to determine how hard and far your weapons would go on the warring
planet. But the
novelty wore off fast, playing alone.
Then suddenly, I wasn't
alone.
The "second player" light winked on and someone countered my
shot.
"All right!" I said - soft though, so I wouldn't wake Mom.
The other
player was good and had obviously played before, but math is my best subject,
one I don't fall asleep in. I stomped
his ass.
The screen blanked, and a message typed in: "NICE GOING, KID. THINK YOU'RE PRETTY SMART?"
"Smart enough to beat you," I typed back.
"THEN HOW COME YOU'RE FAILING HISTORY?" How'd he know that?